reblog - 181,634 notes - 4 years ago
can you imagine getting up early in the morning, making breakfast for your child, having them put on their uniform, walking them to the bus stop or dropping them off at school, and getting their dead, bloodied body in return after 9 hours of waiting for clear news on whether or not they’re still alive?
pray for pakistan. pray for our children. pray for the whole ummah.
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.
i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said
hate:
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
lol me
ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
